Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
I am white and I can assure you that I and my family do this exact ritual every morning to prepare for the day
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
so please dont take
"We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde"
Look at this purebread puppy
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
being the fat friend like
I’ve found where I truly belong.
hOw do i sucessful text post??????
- bullet points
- swiggity swag
- italics and bold
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- *summons tumblr user pizza*
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
well they’re not wrong
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home